Week 10

On Sunday, I did go to Surf by Surf East, which I highly recommend for anyone with any appreciation of surf rock…it was a lot of fun, and a nice antidote for what was to come. They had two cats on property, Peppercorn and Ranch, and one of the best burgers I’ve ever had–nothing fancy, I was just really craving a burger. I also finally made it back to AFS for Dig XX (we’re pronouncing it dig-double-ex, according to Dave Grohl in the introduction). I didn’t know anything about the Brian Jonestown Massacre, and I fully believed Aton would be dead by the end of it, but he is alive and mostly well, and the frenemies reunited two years ago at Austin’s Levitation festival before (spoiler) a later BJM set resulted in fisticuffs, again.

I was there for the Courtney Taylor-Taylor. I also still truly love “Bohemian Like You” and internally sang the words “but if you dig on vegan food…” to myself at least once a week while working in a plant-based restaurant.

Then, first thing Monday morning, South by kicked off. Not for everybody, because it was EDU and I was volunteering, so I got through 18 hours of that, enough to earn a free EDU badge. I ambushed the Library Guy, caught the Space Gal’s talk, heard a panel about banned books featuring David Levithan, took a walking tour of Dirty Sixth that made me feel very very old, missed out on Paul Rudd playing with puppets, and reacquainted myself with downtown. I’m sure I did more, but it’s all running together.

I also got my shimmers done by a friend. I love the way these look, but they are not built for longevity.

Thursday was Crossover Day, with EDU and Interactive mingling. On Friday, things kicked off in earnest, and I got my bearings and worked really hard at not paying for meals. I have succeeded up until this point, but it does add an extra layer of irritation. I “suicided” a conversation with Adriene Mishler at the She Media house–-totally worth it. I caught the Yellowjackets panel and was handed a branded bag of wooden cutlery at the Paramount Lodge (Let’s eat!) but missed a screening of The Librarians at Alamo.

This morning, I stepped out of line for free shoes at the registrants’ lounge when I heard a heated argument about the queue (basic waiting-in/on-line skills seem to atrophy as we get older) but have had great luck with the bartenders when I ask for nonalcoholic options. The impossible meat breakfast was gone in, I’m not kidding, 12 minutes, but I snagged a breakfast sandwich. I could’ve also taken a breakfast taco, but maybe we all learn not to take more than we need? I got a blowout and a friendship bracelet and a commemorative table tent from the Whataburger Museum of Art, indeed a prized possession (I only took one).

I’m not going to get into specifics, but my time off requests were not honored, so I was balancing work this week. Next week, I do have a few days off, but not all that I requested. So I’m loosely job hunting as well, but I will not participate in any of the gross shmoozing I have had to listed to over the past two days (EDU is different; teachers are built different, and by the way, the conference is leaving a ton of sponsorship money on the table by not having giveaway snacks in every breakout room–teachers are pros at the eat-and-run; throw them some Goldfish or something).

I wrote the bulk of this waiting for an Encore presentation of the session I left yesterday, when I saw Adriene was speaking at the same time. I chilled out with power outlets and sparkling water and ready access to a restroom, plus air conditioning (this was before the cold front hit), then dropped by a few more free-for-attendees events. One was a networking opportunity that honestly did not pan out the way I wanted but did inspire this collection of wallflowers.

Texas Botanicals by Jill Bedgood

Week Nein

Inadvertently started and ended this week with a walk through Allandale and Crestview. Both walks were supposed to be 10ks, but I grabbed the wrong map today and only did a 5K (but I made a friend who walked with me so that counts double?)…anyway, I only just realized that.

I also shared this White Lotus meme on Instagram and no one laughed…they did the same thing when I posted my latest published articles. The silence is deafening.

I think I’m going to rely mostly on photos here because I’m lazy and exhausted and no one reads what I write anyway. I’m letting the photos I took drive the story, I guess, instead of looking for more literary themes that will probably get edited out anyway.

I spent some time on campus for the Texas Science Festival, catching environmental dance/performance art aqueous on Waller Creek. This is now the second time I’ve watched a one-woman show in which she embodies the spirit of the water (Olwen Fouéré in Riverrun was the other, and it still haunts me).

I did take a trip to some of the suburbs, which I try not to include in these posts, but I do feel like this is relevant:

I spent some time at the Bullock in a crazy story that I’ll have to recount elsewhere, because although it is quintessentially Austin, it also ties into the fact that no one reads my stuff, and that’s a bigger issue I’m still working through that may, ultimately, supersede any relationship I have with Austin.

I will also add that the truly screwed-up text editor on WordPress is symptomatic of my other struggles with writing and maybe also an indicator that I am on the wrong platform(s).

But this morning I got trained to walk dogs at Austin Pets Alive, which brings me a lot of fulfillment, if nothing else is going right. Or maybe I’m just tired from all the walking.

But since no one reads my stuff or appreciates my memes, here’s the one I’ve wanted to share since Thursday, the one that has lived rent-free in my head since 2021.

Wholesome Entertainment

I finally got to watch the Dude Perfect 30 for 30 over Christmas break, so now those guys are on my radar. I keep thinking about the similarities between Dude Perfect, the Savannah Bananas, and The Daytripper on PBS. This is not fully fleshed out, but I’m just trying to make myself write, so here are some half-formed thoughts I’ll revisit later…

They have to do it themselves. That seems to be what unites them all in my mind. One of the talking head journalists in the 30 for 30 doc said something about Dude Perfect taking their own relationship with sports and running with it. I’ll look up the full quote later, but I think that’s the idea behind both Dude Perfect and the Savannah Bananas.

I feel like, if you made a Venn diagram of Savannah Bananas and The Daytripper, you would get Dude Perfect in between. There are probably countless other examples, but these are the three I’m working with. Good clean family fun, wholesome and devoutly Christian, almost entirely populated by white guys. But there’s also something of an entrepreneurial spirit that says “We’ll just create our own game.” I’ve heard The Daytripper tell multiple people in and around Georgetown, those asking how he gets to do what he does, that he just found sponsors. You just have to find a way to finance the thing you want to do.

There is also an element of dads or dads-in-training just wanting to entertain their kids in healthy ways, and making your kids laugh is one of the best skills a man, woman, or non-binary parent can have. This is probably really important to their success, but since I don’t have kids, I’m not going to linger here…

Back to overhearing someone ask The Daytripper how he got to do what he does, plus looking at the Dude Perfect college-guys origin story and remembering how every single dude I knew in college played idiotic games just like that, there is absolutely an element of “anyone could do that.” Anyone could film trick shots and post them on YouTube. Anyone could take a faux-journalistic approach to family vacations. Anyone could reinvent the game of baseball into a sideshow with random rules no one bothers to follow. Anyone could do it. But they didn’t.

I’m thinking of what, for me, was the most poignant scene in A Complete Unknown. Bob Dylan, king-of-the-world-newly-famous Bob Dylan, has just been in a scuffle with alleged “fans” who recognized him on a night out when he thought he was just enjoying the (Irish!) music at a session. He says to Sylvie/Suze, and I’m paraphrasing again here because I can’t research this one right now: They ask me where the songs come from, but what they really mean is, why don’t the songs come to me?

It’s the aspect of envy that, when someone is so expert at something they make it look natural and effortless, we all assume we should be able to do that thing just as easily and just as well. Why aren’t we famous? Why aren’t we getting paid for it? I’m guilty of doing this (in the distant past!) with dance: dancing is something that should come naturally to us, so when we see professional dancers, part of us thinks: I should be able to move like that, no problem. I took dance as a kid. I was on a cheerleading team that performed at pep rallies. I can move. But you can’t, not really, not anymore, not like that.

I would argue every single armchair quarterback has this mentality.

With Bob Dylan, the dude was steeped in music. He lived and breathed music, all kinds–it just happened to be folk that propelled him. He could sit down and write a mumbling, rambling song, full of seemingly off-the-cuff slant rhymes, because he has an encyclopedic knowledge of everything that came before. He found his place within the flow of music that has been co-created right alongside our DNA. (I would argue that this is what the biggest female pop star on the planet is doing now, that she is the Bob Dylan of the social media age, but I don’t want to go down that rabbit hole).

So when I watch the Dude Perfect dudes show off their new headquarters (soon to be complemented by a branded store, just like The Daytripper, full of DP merch, just like the Bananas), I actually don’t get jealous because all I can think is, “Dude, they really love sports.” Like, I can’t imagine loving sports that much. So I don’t feel my ego threatened by any of that, but I can empathize with someone who does.

And bringing it all back home…I’m reading the Dude Perfect book right now, because that’s how I function. I get the appeal; I’m just trying to understand how to make it work for me…without being a jealous dick who punches Bob Dylan in a pub. Suffice to say, this happens a lot with writing and publishing. Lots and lots of people have passion, and sometimes it finds its outlet in punches or posted comments. Sometimes, when we listen to our higher angels and some really savvy money guys and social media mavens, we can find a way to make it work for us, to make it pay.

Like I said, I’m still working through this one… 😉

Dude! AI generated this image based on my content! I am not entirely sure what sport they are playing, but that’s kind of the point!